Your Legendary Stay Awaits

Honestly, this one's got the best view of downtown. The storm-cloud motif might sound over the top, but wait till you see the custom lightning-bolt chandelier we commissioned.

The underwater mural took three months to paint - worth every second. We've got an actual saltwater aquarium built into the wall, and yeah, the bathtub's shaped like a shell. Don't judge till you've tried it.

Named after the guy who held up the sky, so yeah, the ceilings are ridiculously high. Perfect if you're tall or just like feeling tiny. The stone accents are real imported marble - we don't mess around.

Our biggest flex, literally. Two-story suite with a private terrace where you can pretend you just finished your twelve labors. The mini bar's stocked better than most actual bars downtown.

We went a bit crazy with the nautical theme here - there's a compass rose inlaid in the floor and the headboard's made from reclaimed ship timber. Guests keep asking if they can buy the furniture (sorry, no).

The color-changing mood lighting in here is something else - goes from sunrise gold to sunset crimson. We've had guests extend their stay just to experience it through all seasons.

Got a library nook with actual leather-bound classics (yeah, people still read those). The owl motif's subtle but everywhere once you start noticing. Smart travelers love this one for the workspace setup.

Top floor, wraparound windows, gas fireplace that's literally art. The guy who brought fire to humanity would approve. We've hosted anniversary celebrations here that made us tear up a little.

Before you ask - no, you won't turn to stone. We've got a vertical garden wall that's alive and thriving, plus snake-inspired patterns that're way more elegant than they sound. Trust the process.